The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
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“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
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Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
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Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
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Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
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One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.
One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.
Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!
John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.
John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.
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