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Atheist

damn that atheist is a retard
by nigga singh March 24, 2023
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Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
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spicy atheist

Just another way to be called or call someone a satanist.
Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.
by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023
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Atheist

Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.
Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.
by IamBW May 16, 2023
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.
Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.
by WebRobynz December 4, 2022
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