Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.

The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.

by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015

cunt

Lip-like vertical structure found on the female human body, located approximately 6 inches below the navel and just forward of the anus. Known to provide limitless cash, nice cars and beautiful home for bearer if kept clean and used correctly.

also: owner of item described above

See that babe over there? Total cunt.

by BobbyGee57 May 21, 2017

Cunt

A usually derogatory term, unless you are in Australia. If you live in Australia it's fair game to say at will. (Don't blame me if you get slapped or worse)

Josh: Hey mate
Me: Eh wot the cunt do ye want?

by RandomInternetKid March 2, 2017

cunt

A gentleman of a mobile nature, usually found driving a 'LORRY' and delivering building materials along with other 'cunts'

Sorry I'm late for work, Mister Boss, but I got stuck behind this slow CUNT

by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

Cunt

Word to describe a person if they go out their way to piss other people off

"That Dave Maguire is a fucking cunt"

by EveryoneYouveMet February 17, 2014

cunt

The word cunt is a dirty vagina, which clearly needs to be cleaned. Dirty vaginas are owned by whores who sleep around with other guys and attract STD's such as HIV/AIDS, herpes, hepatitis, gonorreah, etc.
Also
Cunt is what the guy wants to get at when having sex with a women, or otherwise known as the pussy

That girls got a cunt from sleeping with other guys
I hit that last night, the cunt was amazing! pussy dick ass sex aids herpes vagina orgasm

by pussysuckingbitchlovingnigga May 11, 2016

cunt

Synonym for friend, mate. Yanks don't like it for some reason.

Oi cunt, check out this sideways wanker, what an uptight shithead.

by Tryxter December 8, 2016