i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

PAD

Peripheral Artery Disease. Also called: Peripheral Vascular Disease. A circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

(Ex:) Holy fuck my legs hurt so much laying down, probably because of PAD. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 30, 2021

honey pot pad

It’s a looks like a a regular pad, but it’s has a honey like lil substance that acts like a lip plumper to plump the wrong set of lips.

“Hey girl do you have a honey pot pad?”

by Daddyez December 2, 2024

Thigh pads

Atlanta slang for guns

“I got them Thigh pads on me bitch”

by Handysfromrandy December 2, 2024

puppy pad

a slur for discord members who get pissed on by the moderators

dude dunky is such a puppy pad

by TheFakeFew July 3, 2025

eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".

Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025