Dylan

Mostly an idiot and normally tall and white. Has a tiny dick and is ugly. Usually look highly upon themself.

That guy is a Dylan

by Person50000 November 6, 2018

Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.

“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.

by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019

Dylan

a gigantic furry that also has a furry porn addiction.

"you're such a fucking Dylan"

by Oofmaster69 October 17, 2018

Dylan

A cool guy that get dumped don his birthday because a girl liked her ex again

"Your girl dumped you on your b-day!aw man dude,you must feel like a Dylan."

by ralph da boss January 3, 2018

Dylan

He is one of the biggest jerks you will me, if you see one stay away from a Dylan

P1: who’s the new kid

P2: Dylan
P1: I heard they are jerks let’s not go near him

P2: yeah I agree

by the real gunk November 26, 2019

Dylan

Is the sexiest person ever and u should send him titty pics

Dylan:titty pics

Girl:yes

by Dylan_no_comment January 31, 2021