tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018

Dinosaur

A bird stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

turkey dinosaurs

A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.

"mum, what's for tea?"
"I'll just stick in some phat turkey dinosaurs"

by eleanorhope October 24, 2017

Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.

After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!

by anonymous July 29, 2023

The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.

“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”

by DarthRoxy January 1, 2018