twinky fart

a twink that farts, sometimes it can be a shart

"wow that guy just pulled a twinky fart"

"what does that mean?"

"the guy is a twink and he farted"

by ass blaster June 04, 2022

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 29, 2023

Twinkie Stuffer

A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.

geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?

by swagfaggg October 24, 2023

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom March 11, 2016

Twinkie Brothers

When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.

"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"

by TwinkieBrother December 27, 2016

Zebra twinkie

A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between

As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point

by Mralaska612 June 30, 2024

Cum Filled Twinkie

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.

If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..

by bitchuck December 08, 2024