smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

Smelly Saturday

Once a month on Saturday you shit your pants and use it as lube during sex.

Hey babe, tomorrow is Smelly Saturday!! I can't wait.

by BrodyJohnson32! March 14, 2025

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

Smelly box

Ajax, Seiana, Prue, Myf, Piper, Hailey and Matilda all have smelly fishy boxes.

Read above smelly box

by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023

Smelly Garcia

The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.

Dude, i gave shelia a smelly garcia this morining!

Dude nice!

by smellygarcia February 1, 2019

Smelly Gumball

An act where a man poops, then rolls it in a ball and forces it down a woman’s throat until she chokes. Then when she’s choking, he cums down her throat.

Man 1- I heard someone choking, are they okay?
Man 2- Nah she just recieved a Smelly Gumball she’ll be ok

by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022

Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.

"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024