Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.

When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"

by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019

Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.

Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”

by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH

damn Jar noice dick ya got homie

by Jar321 March 24, 2021

JAR

acronym for Just A Reminder

“Don’t forget about that Math Test today, JAR” - Kyle

by fondleduck September 20, 2018

Jarring

Someone who is incredibly annoying and irritating.

for example: Kaitlin is so jarring and narcissistic.

by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023

fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing

Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

by CovidConvo May 26, 2022