The painful aftermath of consistent beach walking in search of snook while fly fishing in bare feet.
by Trough Walker June 26, 2020

masterbation with the feet
by footinoff September 15, 2009

When a male enjoys having his penis rubbed between another males toes. This is common among white males from Louisiana. When the male is ready to finish, he squirts in a jar and stores it. The dude later rubs the semen over his feet because he enjoys the smell (although no one else does). This gay man has no friends and stalks girls he likes. He has no idea EVERYONE hates him. He thinks he is the shit, but in reality he is retarded.
Tyler ( a Foot Fucker): Hey, can I put my penis between your toes?
Miguel: What the FUCK???? (Punches Tyler in face)
Tyler: Hit me more!!!!!!!!!!
Miguel: What the FUCK???? (Punches Tyler in face)
Tyler: Hit me more!!!!!!!!!!
by Eileene Dover July 9, 2011

by Ashb07 February 25, 2021

by Killer35ray4 December 14, 2016

by tara cinderella March 16, 2011

A serious congenital medical condition that renders the victim's feet severely heavy, making it impossible for them to sneak, creep, or move quietly in any manner. The condition is usually diagnosed in college students, with stomping down dormitory halls being the easiest symptom to spot.
by Sergeant Soup February 14, 2012
