Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing

Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)

by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024

dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.

"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."

by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020

dressing room talk

locker room talk but for gay people

we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.

by cocawoela July 16, 2021

Decision Making Dress

Any clothing that makes you feel confident enough to make big decisions

Sally: I’m unsure if I should stay with Mark or not
Rebecca: Wear your decision making dress to lunch and everything will become clear

by USA-Today December 20, 2019

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014

Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.

Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.

by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016