fatphobic bender

When you briefly dislike all fattys cause of the actions of one fat person

“Wow gabi is so desperate, can you believe she had to r*pe someone to get laid!?”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”

by Vfox June 4, 2024

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023

bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.

"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."

by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017

Bender

a homosexual male, who typically bends over other males, no matter their sexuality

oh fucking hell mate, its that bender again! remember last time when he bent you over?

by AR544 January 28, 2022

buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 19, 2022

Bender Sender

When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but he sends anyways.

Yo dude I'm bender sender, my dick was floppy as fuck but I still got it in.

Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.

by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011