by Capt Awol January 16, 2008
Get the son of a wizard mug.The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.
The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
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A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.
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Get the cock wizard mug.A Supreme Wizard. Currently, there are ten levels of Wizardry. You will be awarded with a Golden Wand of Spiffiness when you reach level 10. The Wizards arch nemisis is the King Zaamonster. They are Possee Rivals. Cheese Slapping is a traditional fighting technique.
Look at those cool cat bad "Weesnaw Wizards," they are using the Cheese Slapping to defeat those undandy Zaamonsters!
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Get the The Wizard's Council mug.1.Anyone who posseses the skill of taking it in the ass.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.
Sam: Man, you're so retarded!
Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.
Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.
Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.
Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.
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