Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum

Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night

by Spalex August 17, 2012

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

by bgoldstein March 29, 2010

Wizards 101

A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.

Little Boy:"Hey, Have you played Wizards 101?"
Man:"Yea, That shit sucks donkey dick"

by A Idiot -> robert M. Thompson February 19, 2011

wizard's council

when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.

many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.

by aether_tron May 21, 2009

Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010