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winnie the poop

When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!
After that Winnie the Poop yesterday, my ass cheeks were stuck together.
by Wolfe Four December 14, 2008
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windy wendy

A variant of a Hot Richard whereby a lady queefs onto a man's beef baguette. Gale force winds usually followed by a drizzly shower.
The missus gave me a Windy Wendy last night!... It was so bad I almost had to buy a rain mac and wellies for my dick!
by Gdizzlefoshizzle123 March 26, 2016
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Tinky Winky

A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
by karter_619 March 27, 2009
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winky face

blindness or other acute vision problems resulting from mad-hot ejaculation.
Twatrag! I told you not to lean forward! Now you gotta live with that winky face the rest of your life..
by Larebear August 10, 2005
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winner

An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.

It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.
by morgangills February 23, 2005
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Winnet

A clump of shit that hangs from the fur of a sheep's arse
Dude look at the steamy winnet!!!
by burtonblazer April 4, 2011
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wenny

two definitions rolled into one, one in a positive sense the other slightly negative

one uber cool kid

she is the harry potter of the movie ;)

although she is a bit strange and is known to be a bit of a stalker, who obbsesses over her ex boyfriends, lmao

and is known to do things spontaniously and then regret the decisoin later on, she also attracts scrumbags for boyriends and is known to be a wee bit clingy NOT!!!

she is a stereotype that everyone aspires to be like because of her level of coolness ♥

she is also rather unintelligent, if you fail at something you pulled a sarah wenn, but only if you are blonde
1. god i wish i was a wenny kid

2. no one is as cool as a sarah wenn girl

3. bless that sarah she has a wenny boyfriend

4. god she is a bit creepy i think she is a wenny
by the gingerer ninjerer August 28, 2009
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