A usually small, courgette like penis. Often doesn’t fulfill their girlfriend.
Will has a weenie
by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020
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A small, courgette-shaped penis that doesn’t fulfill women.
William has a weenie. It’s small.
by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020
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A weenie is the adolescence stage that the male genital experiences before it becomes a penis. All the ladies I know refer to a pre-husband-like-penis as a weenie.
Person A: Hey you hear Levi been cheating on his girl?
Person B: Don’t blame him. Blame his weenie. That thing has a mind of its own.
by Thing333 July 8, 2020
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A person involved in Weening, an attempt to troll but end being an annoying retards. These kind of people belong to Weenie Hut Jr's.

Prime examples are: most NEETs, Edgelords, Incels, Troll Wannabes, Script Kiddies, and much more.
If you are offended about being a weenie, cry to your momma.
Guy 1: Hey, some asshole tried to troll Markiplier.
Guy 2: Oh, the Logan Roof? They're Weenies.
G1: You know they're trolls right?
G2: Yea but they're tryhards. They made themselves look like idiots, I read the article about Weening and Weenies always get mocked for their idiocy.
by Ronald Lee February 5, 2022
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Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.

Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.
'Hey, I have made a weenie deck today and it is strong against midrange.'
by Neacher March 20, 2017
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the thing you say everyday with no context because you feel like it
bro1: "sup bro hows your mom is she getting better?"
bro2:"weenie"
bro1:"oh-"
by beetea April 25, 2019
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Did you see that business man Baylen asked. Yes said Kyle he’s a weenie
by Not a weenie May 24, 2021
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