Wednesday

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.
What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.
by BergensMom May 11, 2021
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Wednesday

A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.
'Damn I need a Wednesday!' said Will.
by Choccymilk888 December 30, 2018
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Wednesday

How was the party?

Honestly it was kind of wednesday, nothing really happened
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 March 23, 2022
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Pun Wednesday

A holiday celebrated on Wednesday. Invented by Reina and Isabel. Unfortunately people aren’t allowed to celebrated it but it’s inventors.
“ITS PUN WEDNESDAY
by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 15, 2017
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Wednesday

The part of the week where "I'm not like other girls" act like Wednesday Addams, and millenials wear pink sarcastically and ironically. (Also a random day of the week, but no one cares Ethan.)
P1 "Ugh, its another Wednesday..."
P2 "Hey, is that Samantha, she looks like a ghost!"
Samantha "No, I'm Wednesday Addams (She binge watched the entire series last night.)
by MelonKholy December 22, 2022
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Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020
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