Wednesday

A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.

Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”

by Her Senpai His kitten May 13, 2022

Wednesday

International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.

George: It's wednesday my dudes.

Billy, Micheal and David: *really annoying screaming*

by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022

Wednesday

Wednesday is national Peter Vuitton drinks day

Hey Peter it’s Wednesday
Peter: guess I have to drink

by Yardyknowdadeal June 1, 2022

grab ass Wednesday

Grab any girls ass on Wednesdays

Grab ass Wednesday. It will help you get through any shitty week

by Hugge cocck December 8, 2021

wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole

last night i had the wednesday walrus

by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021

Wheelchair Wednesday

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.

Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday

by YourWifeTicklesMyToes December 27, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022