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ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES HERE ARE THE FROGS
by Blazin inferno5 August 18, 2021
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Wednesday

When you take a big, satisfying shit and you think to yourself, "Wow, that was a great shit, let's do it again." So you take the shit out of the bowl and shove it back into your ass, then shit it back out again.
'What did you get up to last night Sharon?'

'Oh boy - I gave myself the best Wednesday ever! It even held together on the second time out!'
by CreepingJesus69 September 16, 2021
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wednesday 28th

Is it Wednesday 28th yet?
Yes
GREAT ITS A HOILDAY!
by Specky twat September 28, 2021
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
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Wednesday

Wednesday is a person with a heart of gold, they normally tend to hide the fact though. They are not afraid to try new things and explore they crazy new realms of this life, and they'll do it with a smile. Wednesday loves dark and scary places only because it helps them to feel more grounded in life, as does nature but if asked they would never tell. Wednesdays have a lot of issues with self image but will do anything possible to let someone else know that they are beautiful/ handsome, in a heartbeat. Wednesday can be described as a free spirit when it comes to dating, but in reality they want the one thing no one will give them. Wednesday is the best person to choose as a work partner, because they will spend countless hours studying, then more hours helping teaching their partners the information so they don't have to work as hard if they are not able to. If you talk to a Wednesday ask them about something they really like, and watch their eyes light up in excitement, and see just how passionate they are about the person or topic of their interest. All in all they are a wonderful person, but if you mess with them or the people they care about, watch as they turn from calm and collected, to villain in an instant. That is the only time Wednesday is truly "heartless".
Wednesday is the best person to have in my life.
by Calli November 24, 2021
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021
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wednesday

fr fr its already wednesday
damn gotta eat a pack of altoids
you know it
wintergreen
you know it brother
yeah
yeah
by amongus man January 12, 2022
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