weasel and stoat

cockney rhyming slang for coat

put on your weasel or you'll catch your death

by Zues May 30, 2004

Weasel lips

A girl who sometimes doesn't think before she does things and is very sorry and wishes she had a time machine, but doesn't have bad intentions, and when given the chance tries to be the best girlfriend ever because she is crazy about her man.

Weasel lips made a joke that her man got really mad about and now she is trying to fix it.

by maria43 July 17, 2010

Gym Weasel

Chris Rowan Smith

Hahaha look at that Gym Weasel, I have seen more meat on a badgers penis!

by albot88 January 23, 2014

weasel piss

weasel piss to mean the bottom of a drink by which people say is mostly spit.

ex. 1

Dude: "Yo man, you wanna finish this?"

Man: "Nah dude, I don't want your weasel piss."

ex. 2

Dude: "Hey, there's a little left in here."

Bro: "That's all weasel piss."

by Sittin' Easy March 29, 2009

penis weasel

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.

peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel

by sam and nicole May 24, 2008

Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers

Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel

by bROCK13 February 6, 2010