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washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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Washington Square Park

a park where skaters chill, especially by the stairs and theyre the biggest sherms known to man and they will project their their shermness onto you.
let’s skate at washington square park
by makesureyoulandbolts May 8, 2022
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Washington wipe

When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me
by Dicknickthenutbutt420 December 22, 2020
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Washington DC

It's like a city in North America or something idk
by Mispell July 17, 2021
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did Washington drive a doger

person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye
by aGayPotatoe September 14, 2023
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kate washington

She is my crush. She is very beatiful, nice, inteligent, and caring. I know this because I like her but idk if she does
Kate Washington, She is my crush. She is very beatiful, nice, intelligent, and caring. I know this be cause i like her but idk if she does
by Zbittke November 6, 2017
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Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.
Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night
by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019
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