Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant

Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time

by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021

Walmart Challenge

The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up

Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

walmart

To walmart something is to buy it and then return it when you're done.

Billy: Man, I wanna watch the playoffs on that new 4K TV, but it's so expensive.
Patel: Just walmart it.

by sandpapa June 7, 2016

Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.

While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis

by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.

Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.

by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023

High Intensity Walmart

High-Intensity Walmart is the state of being over the top, excessive, or out of pocket. The behavior is commonly seen among screaming children and undeveloped adults seen in the retailer outside of the lowkey sensory-friendly hours from 8 a.m. to 10 a.m. Other examples include aggressively pushing one's cart down the aisle or overreacting to minor inconveniences. Also known as 'actin a fool'

A: I think someone fed Jackson some food coloring cuz he's acting really jittery

B: Clearly he is being High Intensity Walmart

by __naux__ October 22, 2024