Bob: Last night I went west of Texas with that girl!
James: How? I thought your car broke.
Bob: I got a ride anyway.
James: How? I thought your car broke.
Bob: I got a ride anyway.
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When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao July 6, 2015
Get the West Texas Switch mug.A middle school in West Windsor, NJ that pwns Thomas R. Grover Middle School in Mathcounts, Science Olympiad, and Sports. Commonly referred to as CMS or WWPCMS, they are full of asian nerds which participate in a lot of asian sports, such as tennis, and clubs/teams, such as Science Olympiad.
Thomas R. Grover Middle School is eternally worse than Community Middle School, as a result of mutliple clubs and sports.
The school mascot is the panther.
Thomas R. Grover Middle School is eternally worse than Community Middle School, as a result of mutliple clubs and sports.
The school mascot is the panther.
by kid asdfjkalak July 4, 2018
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Get the West side of Chicago mug.Bombs threats, juuling, and random fires. If you want to get out of class a lot then go to this school lol
by TheirPanda December 10, 2019
Get the West Allegheny High School mug.north end of a gigantic urban sprawl running about one hundred and fifty miles south to miami.
as a resident for over 20 years I can assure you this city has nothing to recommend it if you aren't retired, a golfer, or obscenely wealthy. daytime temperatures are typically above 80 degrees, mosquitoes outnumber people by 10 to 1, dumbass tourists are everywhere, every few years a hurricane comes through and completely flattens the city, and despite a population well over a million people there's nothing to do at night.
If you are thinking of moving here, don't. If you are currently living here, I feel your pain and wish you the best of luck finding somewhere else to live.
as a resident for over 20 years I can assure you this city has nothing to recommend it if you aren't retired, a golfer, or obscenely wealthy. daytime temperatures are typically above 80 degrees, mosquitoes outnumber people by 10 to 1, dumbass tourists are everywhere, every few years a hurricane comes through and completely flattens the city, and despite a population well over a million people there's nothing to do at night.
If you are thinking of moving here, don't. If you are currently living here, I feel your pain and wish you the best of luck finding somewhere else to live.
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