Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020

lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021

Not Timmy Trumpet

A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.

I'm such a Not Timmy Trumpet, my skills are no where near his. Timmy's a legend.

by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023

Trumpets

Sucking dick

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll

by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019

trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash

The trumpets failed that note.

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016

Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.

“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”

by exbtyler November 22, 2021

Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

by Mtg187 September 19, 2017