Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

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Chris

Chris is just an ass hole, he doesn’t deserve anyone or anything, so girls I might wanna stay away👍 He fucks people in the toilets and as a great person once said “ he’s a man whore” Chris is very blunt and certainly not sweet. Whatever you do, don’t get attached to Chris, he will let u down no matter how hard he tries

“Wow there’s a guy over there losing his virginity in a toilet, stupid ‘Chris’

by Feck me m8 February 24, 2019

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Chris

A tall blond/brown haired guy. He has a dark sense of humor and can be mean but otherwise he is nice and charming. He is also very honest and horny.

Chris is the nicest person I know

by Urban dick hole June 12, 2019

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Chris

Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever

Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce

by RussianSlav November 3, 2018

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Chris

The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.

Me: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: Great just focusing on gaming and homework.
Me: Ok, Cya.

by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018

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