biffy twat

A person with ultra massive hair. Often stands out from a distance and can be made to look worse with straightners or hair dye.

oi look over there at that biffy twat!

by samuelk May 27, 2005

Twat Monkey

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

by Anime4Evr February 28, 2009

aqua twat

a soggy minge

That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat

by The_geyser_that_feeds_'er July 1, 2009

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

twat pimple

N. A pimple on a woman’s genitalia, generally signaling the observer to avoid sexual contact with that woman. Also, a good indication of one’s lack of personal hygiene.

Dude, you should have seen it. It was the biggest twat pimple I ever saw!

by PaulG. November 19, 2007

Twat Cigar

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

by melito74 December 27, 2010

Twat Twins

Two girls that have slept with the same guy. They are now forever connected as twat twins, the female version of weiner cousins.

Ginger and Blondie are forever linked as twat twins.

by PNAG November 6, 2009