Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.

"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel March 13, 2023

Tits Mcgee

A nickname for a woman with good sized boobs.

Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"

In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.

by Cherished August 13, 2006

Dork Tits

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.

Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

flapjack tits

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.

With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.

by Aeytrious March 2, 2017

Look a tit

To look foolish

Chris fell asleep on the face tanner and ended up with a bright red face. He did look a tit when he walked into the office!

by jcn79 November 30, 2011

snake with tits

A woman.

Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.

"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

by Big Ee April 28, 2014