A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.
"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."
by Francesca G August 19, 2007
Get the tit-whippedmug. Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"
In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.
In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.
by Cherished August 13, 2006
Get the Tits Mcgeemug. /ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun
North American
Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
noun
North American
Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.
by Aeytrious March 2, 2017
Get the flapjack titsmug. Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.
Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
Get the Dork Titsmug. Chris fell asleep on the face tanner and ended up with a bright red face. He did look a tit when he walked into the office!
by jcn79 November 30, 2011
Get the Look a titmug. Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
Get the snake with titsmug. by Big Ee April 28, 2014
Get the Monkey titsmug.