by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021
Get the Tomathy Simonsmug. When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
Get the Simon and Garfunkel Shitmug. by hodmaster September 28, 2004
Get the Simon "bunny" webstermug. It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?
by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018
Get the simon fraiser universitymug. American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.
The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.
Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.
The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.
Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.
by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.
Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.
by M-Appolo November 18, 2020
Get the Covid Simon Saysmug. The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.
by KETON BLOm May 3, 2019
Get the Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) simonmug.