A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Normally referred to as a TP in public
A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"
"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
by tacticalpooinnit December 27, 2012
Get the tactical poomug. The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.
Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!
by Fart Lord April 21, 2010
Get the Pew Poomug. (N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.
Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.
by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014
Get the Techno Poomug. by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021
Get the Poo stickmug. A light film of fecal residue that floats on the surface of (or is suspended in) water, usually found in a toilet bowl after the initial flush. Sometimes seen in a clear body of water occupied by pets and small children, such as in a public swimming pool.
She needed to use the public restroom but became queasy at the sight of the poo slick in the toilet.
by DictionMaster July 25, 2009
Get the poo slickmug. by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
Get the Wisdom Poomug. One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.
(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.
(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!
(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!
(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo
Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!
(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.
(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!
(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!
(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo
Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!
(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao
by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016
Get the Fat poomug.