Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Toaster

Toaster

Toaster is toaster!

by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021

Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.

Are you a toaster? Yes I am…Turdy

by Stassilynn October 05, 2023

Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !

by deskglobe April 06, 2022

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !

by deskglobe April 06, 2022

Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.

Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you

by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021