Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Simon "bunny" webster

Means going from placid to showing signs of aggression.

That bunny got teeth.

by hodmaster September 28, 2004

simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?

Oh hey that schools Simon Fraiser University right?

by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018

Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.

Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!

by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021

Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.

Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.

by M-Appolo November 18, 2020

Simon Balle School

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.

He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023