shift

basically what 11-17 year olds do

boys:hands on ass turn left gymnastics on eachother
girls:hands on shoulders turn left go fucking 90 if your a bad shift ur called a washing machine

hi did u shift mia
ye
was she a good meet
she was a fucking washing machine
really
ye

by hi guys hope this was helpful November 1, 2018

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

The B shift

There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.

The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift

by Lil-p May 24, 2023

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

Gear shift

When you get jerked in the drivers seat of the car

Lean over and gear shift me

by Mr.5’12 February 20, 2020

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009