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Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016
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Ronald McDonald

A clown at the McDonald's food chain. He secretly rapes children and vandalizes the burger kings palace
by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016
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McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021
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Goopy Mcdonald

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.
Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !
by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023
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The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.
DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.
by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022
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The mcdonald's effect

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys
Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.
by La frasé del dia May 2, 2023
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Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
by Semen licker June 12, 2021
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