by Askur December 24, 2007
Get the visit the mushroom kingdom mug.The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.
I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".
by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011
Get the The Burger Kings mug.Also known as "San Guo Yian Yi". A historical novel written by Luo Guanzhong. The setting of the story is based on the 3 kingdoms era. The 3 kingdoms were know as "Wei, Shu, and Wu". While Romance of the three kingdoms focuses more in to the "Shu" side (Liu Bei's side), and tends to fictionalize and fantasize them. 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' also views Liu Bei's enemy, Cao Cao, as a ruthless, evil tyrant. The novel also weakened and looked down many non-Shu characters as well
Most of the characters are historical characters from 3 kingdoms, but most of the "historical events" are fake. I'll point out the significant events
- Burning Cao Cao's ships in Red Cliff WAS NOT Zhuge Liang's idea, IT WAS all Zhou Yu's Idea
- Borrowing arrows with scarecrows and summoning eastern wind by Zhuge Liang is simply fictional
- Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei ARE NOT sworn brothers
- Zhuge Liang was more credited as a politican instead of a "military strategist"
- Zhou Yu was never jealous of Zhuge Liang, AT ALL, he died due to sever illness instead of getting pissed to death
- Guan Yu did not kill Wen Chou and Hua Xiong, Hua Xiong got killed by Sun Jian's forces while Wen Chou got killed by Cao Cao's forces
- Liu Bei DID owe JinZhou to Wu, Zhou Yu conquered the whole JinZhou after The Battle of Red Cliff AND lend it to Liu Bei
- Diao Chan is simply a fictional character, the murder of Dong Zhuo was planned by Wang Yun and Lu Bu
anyway here are the significant ones, i can list more...-_-
Most of the characters are historical characters from 3 kingdoms, but most of the "historical events" are fake. I'll point out the significant events
- Burning Cao Cao's ships in Red Cliff WAS NOT Zhuge Liang's idea, IT WAS all Zhou Yu's Idea
- Borrowing arrows with scarecrows and summoning eastern wind by Zhuge Liang is simply fictional
- Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei ARE NOT sworn brothers
- Zhuge Liang was more credited as a politican instead of a "military strategist"
- Zhou Yu was never jealous of Zhuge Liang, AT ALL, he died due to sever illness instead of getting pissed to death
- Guan Yu did not kill Wen Chou and Hua Xiong, Hua Xiong got killed by Sun Jian's forces while Wen Chou got killed by Cao Cao's forces
- Liu Bei DID owe JinZhou to Wu, Zhou Yu conquered the whole JinZhou after The Battle of Red Cliff AND lend it to Liu Bei
- Diao Chan is simply a fictional character, the murder of Dong Zhuo was planned by Wang Yun and Lu Bu
anyway here are the significant ones, i can list more...-_-
Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a great novel indeed. But I recommend you to read it as a FICTION, not a HISTORY BOOK. And plus if you know the 3 kingdom history well you will find this novel pretty biased.
if you want to know more about 3 kingdoms history, read "san guo zi"
if you want to know more about 3 kingdoms history, read "san guo zi"
by matthew-manhorn January 23, 2007
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James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
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But what about that part? That's the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings. Who were the Tamil Kings? Merchants, probably.
by CaptainFwiffo May 20, 2021
Get the The Tamil Kings mug.Usually known as "TEK", is a gaming/casual community on discord populated with people who in their free time come up with various terms for otherwise unnamed behaviors online
Person 1: That guy over there acts like he got the NPC virus
Person 2: the what?
Person 1: It's a TEK term...
Person 2: The Eternal Kingdom?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: the what?
Person 1: It's a TEK term...
Person 2: The Eternal Kingdom?
Person 1: Yup
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
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I strongly suggest you go look them up on Myspace. There is a good chance you will like them. The singer has a beautiful voice, they use a variety of instruments, and their lyrics are always original, witty, and refreshing.
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Person A: Hey, have you heard of The Future Kings of Nowhere?
Person B: Um...no.
Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*
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Person B: Um...no.
Person A: Oh right, I am one of the like...five people who actually know about them. Everyone knows about the talent-less losers like Hannah Montana and (Insert Name of famous Rap/Pop/Hip-Hop singer here), but pays no attention to true talent. *Sigh*
Person B: Um...kay...I'm going to go stand over there now.
by The 60 of Smith Street January 25, 2009
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