mat barns

Ugly fat cunt that likes to put their dick in peanut butter sandwiches. Term used to describe fat people.

Oi; faggot your such a mat barns

by Chubby hubby456 January 8, 2018

kristina barnes

A cute girl who is involved in a lot. She loves music and sports, but most of all theater. Kristina Barnes is one of the goofiest and nicest girls you'll every meet.

Stranger 1: who's that?
Stranger 2: that's a Kristina Barnes!

by Maria Rainer April 11, 2017

barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

stick barn

Tall skinny man

I seen Paul today at the dollar store. He’s so tall. What a stick barn

by Welder Bobby July 9, 2023

barn fuck

A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.

Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.

by Majorly Beagle August 31, 2016

Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.

I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?

by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024

barn hand

You put your arm in a animal ass in a bard from TikTok and don’t do it to any animal or person I did not make this

The defined of barn hand you put you whole arm in a bran animal ass please don’t do this to anyone animal or person

by Tokeyojo February 14, 2025