ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.

I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.

by Spartan Nickie December 21, 2016

Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 24, 2019

tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

by patcat December 11, 2019

tactically

King of PvP.

Tactically, you are a king!

by Taqtical January 02, 2017

tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 25, 2021

Teemu Tactical

A wannabe operator type who buys everything from knock-off Chinese discount websites at cut rate prices.

That security rent-a-cop is such a teemu tactical billy badass wannabe operator.

by kimmerB August 04, 2024