Trumpet

(Noun) Stupid American

Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?

Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.

Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet

by LittleCloud October 31, 2020

Trumpeter

The title of a world renowned idol, usually number one

“That guy? Yeah, he’s the trumpeter of our time.”

by Booooooce June 6, 2024

trumpet

A really devoted Trump supporter.

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016

Trumpet

A loud and annoying person

That guys is being such a trumpet.

by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019

Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister

Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor

by Popguy December 15, 2022

Thimble Trumpet

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity

Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"

by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016