gentlemans tonic

Another word for jizz

she got ma gentlemans tonic all over her face!

by SamSteve January 11, 2018

gentlemans charm bracelet

a fashionable, yet somewhat gay fashion accesorie for the sexually ambigous male. Most commonly seen on the wrist of pussy whipped men.

Nelson was so ashamed of his gentlemans charm bracelet, he hid it under a bandage and told everyone he tried offing himself.

by Jasonjakejohn February 10, 2011

Gentleman's wash

blow job

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.

by tykki December 30, 2022

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.

"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"

by What a Hampton November 29, 2016

Gentleman never tells

When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before

Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?

Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫

by Kabruhh November 29, 2021

Gentleman's Frenzy

noun:

A manly alcoholic beverage made with vanilla vodka & cream soda enjoyed by gentlemen.

I need a drink that really speaks to men...something MANLY,you know? How bout Vanilla vodka & cream soda...we can call it "the Gentleman's Frenzy"

-or-

Man, that Max REALLY knows how to suck down those Gentleman's Frenzies! It's like he's never had vanilla vodka & cream soda before.

by TheDirtyThirty October 06, 2013