Restaurant pasta in a carry-out container that was left in the trunk of the car for at least a week, with the intention of consuming it later to become ill with food poisoning and get a day off work.
He obviously doesn't have the flu, he wanted a day off work so he ate trunk pasta.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
Hey, do you have any trunk pasta? I want to watch the game tomorrow but I need to convince my boss I'm sick.
by Skgrey January 5, 2016
Get the trunk pastamug. Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Trunkingmug. A trunk is a man (or a non woman) who is basically a twink but chubbier, they usualy have big 'trunks'.
by Shroedër May 12, 2022
Get the Trunkmug. At Norfolk, a trunk slammer usually pulls in on two wheels touching the ground still in work suit with 5 minutes to tee off. Ignoring the red light on the fairway warning system to walk across the course and stepping on the 1st tee without checking in with pro.
by Big Cat 68 July 13, 2020
Get the Trunk slammermug. by Dshotgun August 14, 2023
Get the trunk lettucemug. One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
Get the Trunk Slammermug. by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
Get the junk in the trunkmug.