last horse

A person who is frequently the last person in the group to grasp a new idea or joke.

And the last horse crosses the finish line. Glad tonsee you caught up with the rest of us Drew.

by Snyper36912 May 11, 2017

killed a horse

The act of defecation, pooping, or taking a shit, in which the fecal matter smells exceptionally foul, similar to the smell of a rotting horse carcass.

He wanted to take a shower but couldn’t go into the bathroom because someone had just killed a horse.

by Cainblack2004 August 23, 2019

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Rubber Horse

One of the fictional implements of the invention process.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a rubber horse.

by Fosko January 24, 2011

Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.

James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,

Tyler likes horse pasta...

by Churchyard cock sucker May 9, 2016

Horse Charmer

snake charmer who discover they are more into horses than snakes

Learn how to spell, you illiterate horse charmer!

by jessAYIYI March 28, 2012