Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 12, 2024

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 11, 2023

telled

Kennedy is a bitch

He telled himself he's a bitch

by Kensabitch September 13, 2017

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 05, 2023

tell the truth

something that men always do

He always tell the truth even though she thinks he’s lying.

by Jdbsibdb123 May 18, 2021

Tell the truth

I didn't do the "at least don't lie" part and this obviously isn't what you meant.

Hym "You said 'tell the truth' not 'create A.I. and be objectively better than everyone.' And to be fair, the telling the truth part isn't the part that is working. Literally everything except telling the truth is working. The truth telling part is the part that is not getting me the credit for the A.I."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

national tell your crush you like them day!

APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)

“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”

by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024