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C.U.N.T.

Sarah :- Hey Andy, you can't understand new technology
Andy :- Yeah, I'm one of those.
Steve :- You certainly got that right buddy!
C.U.N.T.
by swineyvee October 8, 2006
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c.u.n.t

The C.U.N.T (Cornwall United National Team), started as a small bad of chums in the late 90's who banded togrther at the beginning of the goth revolution.

Though their numbers were small, they fought their very hardest to keep their wrist slitting foes at bay, while trying to deal with internal corruption and deceit within the leadership of the group.

The 3 main fathers of the gang wer Dags, Wardo, and Coopsy. Dags was a strong believer in the Chav faith and a natural leader. It was all by himself that he kept the incoming recruits trained and ready for any Gothic reatalliation that may occur within the local and surrounding districts. A true leader within the ranks, his life and heroicness are still celebrated to this day.

Wardo, unfortunately, due to his bisexualality, tuned into the Emo thoughs running through his head turned his back on the group. He lead a goth alliance throuth the wartorn streets of redruth for the epic battle of "hardcourt" in which 1400 goths wer slain in a bloody massacre. after his defeat Wardo robbed his fellow generals within the Emo Allianc and fled to Paraguay in 2003 with his underaged boy lover where he commits the crimes of paedofilia and piracy to make a living.

Coopsy unfortuanatly died of a supected drug poisoning within 1 of his almighty spliffs. His life was celebrated by many C.U.N.T members by capturing and causing the "mass suicide of Park and Tanzys" in wich 600 Emos wer made to drink bleach.

The C.U.N.T is still strong and growing throughout cornwall and will always be there for young chavs fighting the Goth oppression!!
the C.U.N.T will kick the shit outta you, Emo scum!!
by Dagzzz September 15, 2007
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L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.
jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!
by kayham March 6, 2011
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C.U.R.T.I.S

Cooperative unit reinforcing telling in Secrecy

Translation- A Snitch

Named after Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson originated by Camron
That nigga is a C.U.R.T.I.S. always tellin on people
by SCeezy May 8, 2007
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c.u.n.t

your a cunt GET IT c.u.n.t
by mike gallo August 15, 2006
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C.U.N.T.

When handed your change in a badly staffed supermarket chain, the sour faced till staff drops a receipt, a fiver that looks like it has been up his/her arse and then drops the coins uncaringly on top so as you are stuck with a ball of money and the inability to seperate them as your other hand is pre-occupied with your shopping.
Just say:
"Coins Under Notes Thanks! That way I can keep the metal seperate from the paper just as most wallets allow.You fucking piece of tit shit"
That way you can call them a C.U.N.T. without them knowing! And then punch their fucking teeth out of their sad moon face
by Psykik Vandal January 6, 2008
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C.R.A.F.T

Short for Can't Remember A Fuckin Thing. Usually used as an expression to describe your previous night of binging.
"So how was last night mate? Dunno, I had a CRAFT night!"
by Muggus November 26, 2003
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