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Get the Dis-support mug.A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
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Hey! Have you seen Blah (mod) on Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzy recently?
You mean the 40 year old pervert who preys on young, thin girls? Nope! He’s probably busy drinking. Only ED he has is erectile dysfunction.
You mean the 40 year old pervert who preys on young, thin girls? Nope! He’s probably busy drinking. Only ED he has is erectile dysfunction.
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SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
Our marketing director asked the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent, 'Which campaigns drove the most revenue last quarter?' And in under 10 seconds, SIMS pulled data from three separate database tables, created a visualization showing ROI by channel, and suggested we increase spending on email campaigns based on conversion trends- something that previously would have required three different analysts and two days of work.
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