Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.

Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"

by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024

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Stalk°er

One who has demonstrated a repeat pattern of obsessive behaviour.

Contacts single mothers in an effort to cause harm or slander related to a target of obsession.

It is important to remember that stalking is a pattern, and attaching this label to someone should only be done when repeated.

Stalkers/abusers are typically enabled by thots with daddy issues that seek validation in male attention. They are just as tragic.

Stalk°ing

"Scott was convicted of online stalking, and is doing it again by contacting single mothers due to unhealthy obsession in an attempt to validated his own actions, this is what a stalker does"

by Ashleyjohnson578 April 4, 2019

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stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.

You know that person right they are a stalker GF.

by gasdas April 19, 2018

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Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft

“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”

by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020

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umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

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