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Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.
Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.
by Meddi January 20, 2009
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five fingered shuffle

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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Kitty Cat Shuffle

A dance wherein you stay in one place but shuffle your feet vigorously, extend your hands like paws repeatedly, and meow in people's faces as loudly, but also as seductively, as you can. Usually done by women.
Ol' Swampy came up in here tryin to do the Kitty Cat Shuffle. Nah, sen.
by popmafia July 9, 2010
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Truffle Snuffler

n. a derogatory term (normally targeted at women) used to describe someone's asthetic displeasure.
Tom: Have you seen John's girlfriend?
Giles: Yeah! Boy does she snuffle for truffles!

George: Have you seen that girl Jenny?
Emma: Hell yeah! She's a Truffle Snuffler!
by Tom Mullett January 2, 2008
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shuffleboarding

Shuffleboarding is an advanced sex act that involves one woman, two men, and a large room with a smooth floor.

Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.

Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.

Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.
Hello Timmy, this is Amanda, she's the woman that we will be shuffleboarding tonight.
by Awayman September 10, 2006
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shuffle

To visit multiple bars in a given area in one night. Similar to a pub crawl.
Athens, Ohio is well known for having people go on shuffles because of the number of bars in the area.
by dolph ginter August 5, 2009
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Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word
Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"
by Alex Turb April 21, 2007
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