walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

The "Special" Challenge

Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.

Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.

by Elegance February 15, 2010

Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.

Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.

by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016

Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!

Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017

Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.

"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."

by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016

Dudick Special

In the dreams of every young man.

Very few get the "Dudick Special".

by High and Low October 21, 2010

The Lando Special

The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).

You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.

Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).

Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.

12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!

by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020