Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.
by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025
Get the Jersey Sneezemug. "Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021
Get the sneeze the weaselmug. by Dinkster October 25, 2019
Get the Grade A dick sneezemug. by bimxn August 24, 2022
Get the Sneezed at nightmug. egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
by brainstorm June 14, 2015
Get the egg shyyt sneezemug. by Head cold March 7, 2021
Get the Sneeze and tugmug. Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
Get the sneeze n squeezermug.