Skip to main content

Shooting the Shit

Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.

Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.
I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!
by Idek what to put here May 10, 2020
mugGet the Shooting the Shit mug.

Shoot on sight

To use a firearm on something or someone that is either dangerous or an individual to watch out for.
Gangster 1: You see this man? If you see him, Shoot on sight. No exceptions or moral dilemmas.
Gangster 2: Got it boss.
by Baconator8071 September 21, 2022
mugGet the Shoot on sight mug.

shooting the rapids

Same as 'riding the rapids'; when a chick squirts while you're fucking her pussy, you ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.
"That bitch was so hot and juicy that I was shooting the rapids after a few strokes in her box."
by xurdy999 December 2, 2015
mugGet the shooting the rapids mug.

shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
mugGet the shooting a clown mug.

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.
'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'
by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022
mugGet the shooting the deer mug.

Shooting a blank

You have ejaculated all the semen in your testicles and when you orgasm no semen will come out
by Bigjesus69 May 19, 2020
mugGet the Shooting a blank mug.

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants
Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.
by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016
mugGet the shooting session mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email