The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.

Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2026

Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit

James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off

by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024

i’m saying

to agree with something someone else says

suhani: “yo that shit is wack asf”
aya: “I’M saying!”

by bubbakooslover November 23, 2024

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT

THIS, my little retards, is the CORRECT RESPONSE to your cynical little fillbuster.

Hym "YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT! GET IT! HA! But no! I'm not losing. There is no such thing as 'losing.' It isn't real! The game is either over or it's not. And THAT is not why you are letting this continue. You are letting this continue so you can extract as much value as you possibly can while you desperately scramble to shield yourself from culpability in the decisions generated by your own mentally retarded mind. Trying to squeeze every last drop of blood out of the turnip. But I have so much blood! So much that you could drown scores and scores of children in it... And it just doesn't ever seem to stop."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

I'm not saying my name again

You already know my name.

Hym "I'm not saying my name again. I know you view it as some kind of victory and I know you already know it so I'm not doing it. YOU say my name, bitch."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025