slimy sanchez

When you pick your nose and wipe it on someone, esp. a teammate.

Yo, did you see Mark Sanchez just pick his nose and wipe it on his teammate on camera?

Yep, the first slimy sanchez just happened.

by wyrnyrd January 24, 2011

Grand Sanchez

A one up on a dirty sanchez. Instead of simply wiping fecal matter upon your nemisis upper lip, you actually apply the whole "log" of fecal matter to the upperlip. Just a bit more chunky eh.

Aww man that dude that passed out last night got the most fucked up Grand Sanchez ever.
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!!

by Bravo Foxtrot October 1, 2008

Dirty Willy Sanchez

A sexual act similar to the "Dirty Sanchez." While performing in the doggie style position, the man puts his index finger in the woman's anal cavity. He then removes his finger from her anus and rather than wipe it across her upper lip as in the dirty sanchez, he puts it in her ear (right or left depending on which hand he favors). The man then twists his finger as if he were performing a "wet willy" the common childhood prank.

Instead of giving her a shit mustache, he opted to give her the Dirty Willy Sanchez, putting his index finger in her ear.

by Will Nicholson November 24, 2006

Jorge-Sanchez

Short, Skinny, ugly looking guy, and he thinks he's the shit and he's the biggest fucking player and people feel bad for him because he's pathetic. He has so many stds from guys and girls so you better watch out for his tiny weenie penis and his ass smells like boombow!

Person 1:Do you know Jorge-Sanchez?

Person 2:Yea he has the smallest penis ever!

Person 1: Yeaaa you do know him!

by Jorge Ex-BF February 15, 2010

dirty mark sanchez

playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.

He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.

by Dirty Diggs December 31, 2012

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Rip Dick Sanchez

To drive really fast with no fucks given

He was rip dick Sanchezing through a crowd of people and crashed laughing at all the dying people

by Chungbol November 20, 2019