salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

by rhyma480 April 14, 2019

Salt Boy

The opposite of a "Sugar Daddy". Lonely men who will pay women to spend time with them.

Girl: I told this boy I wasn't interested in dating him, but he still wants to take me to a movie. He said he'll pay for my ticket and buy me dinner too...

Girl's friend: Wow, what a salt boy.

by cubialpha September 16, 2018

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.

Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda

by dutch bulb July 19, 2011

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015

mad salt

To be so salty your mad.

Salty

Aaron was mad salt when he lost that fortnight round

by Spark Evergreen May 29, 2019

Salt-Bridge

When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.

Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge

by Bobby Herder April 26, 2021