Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

Salt Rock

Salt Rock, when you dick is very hard and when you have a sexual intercourse the vagina feels like salt.

Her pussy was like a salt rock.

by FagPuffisFun May 21, 2019

salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

by rhyma480 April 14, 2019

Salt Boy

The opposite of a "Sugar Daddy". Lonely men who will pay women to spend time with them.

Girl: I told this boy I wasn't interested in dating him, but he still wants to take me to a movie. He said he'll pay for my ticket and buy me dinner too...

Girl's friend: Wow, what a salt boy.

by cubialpha September 16, 2018

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Salt Treatment

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.

"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."

by Optimo April 25, 2015

Truffle salt

The residue from the truffle butter on the sheets that has dried.

"Damn bro that slut left that truffle salt all over my sheets."

by West Texas Semen Demon November 18, 2016